SpongeBob: Patrick Star 441 Vinyl Figure from Handmade By Robots

The robots present to you this preposterously adorable Patrick vinyl figure as seen in SpongeBob SquarePants.

• Officially Licensed
• Approximately 5 inches tall and perfect for display or play
• Our friendly robots designed this figure to look like knit fabric at a glance, but it’s actually made of vinyl
• Signature vinyl tag on the figure, complete with barcode decal to resemble a sewn-in label

What is Handmade by Robots? Ambulatory biological units like yourselves require warmth and soft embraces. We robots know not of such things. Our best approximation is thus enclosed: the appearance of interwoven organic fibers into recognizable characters from your pop culture, though made of solidified polymers. Our research indicates they would be given and received as gestures of friendship and love. May your acquaintances find value in such meaningless activities.